|Why did I bring my Bagpipes??
|Why must I have such a ridiculous hobby?
|Oh, God, another bloody passageway. East or west - I don't know!
|I'm going to die, I know it. Some pesky goblin's going to jump me and have my guts out.
|Entering this tournament and preparing for my almost certain death has taught me one thing: It is a myth that women choose their men as life companions.